I first heard about these jokes when this fellow Malaysian whom have been here for the 2nd year now got lame and told us about it. after I heard some I went online to search for more. and now I want to share it with you guys =D.

#1 how long does an onion live? —– o-nyeon!!! (it means 5 years. at the same time sounding like ONION.)
#2 what does a robot eat?—– BI-BIM-BAP (apparently you have to say it with a very robotic way haha)
#3 what do you call a cute guy with no ears? —– gwi-ob-da! (gwi means ears. obda means don’t have. at the same time gwiyeobda means cute.)
#4 what do you call a big napkin? —– HU-JI! (sounds like how a Korean would say HUGE and hyuji means tissue paper)
#5 what did the watermelon do when it got sued? —– SU BAK! (like Sue Back and Soobak which is watermelon in Korean)
#6 how does one forehead call the other? —– YA IMAH!! ( whole sentence is vulgar. but ima means forehead. haha)
#7 what does lettuce worship? —– sang-choo-ary! (sangchoo = vegetables. sanctuary. haha)
#8 wanna hear a family joke? —– gah joke (gajuk means family)
#9 who delivers the luggage best? —– Jim Carrey! (Jim = luggages. carry.)
#10 what does the truck say to the bread? —- BBANG BBANG!! (bbang = bread)

this is all for now. share more when I know more =D.